overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
17 | ace | writer && artist | anime-loving trash | perpetually confused & unhappy
is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING
how to make friends
I am both of them.
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
A truck full of freedom
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
Today’s Gender of the day is: Latin Small Letter Dotless J With Stroke
so i guess my mom thought it would be a good idea to wash the carpet with rubbing alcohol and i came home from school and nearly fuckin died
i’m actually dying right now
i’m an entire floor up from that room but i can still smell it faintly
how to make ur anime:
(something) no (something)
done now u have an official working title for ur anime
tfw no gf
Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction
coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’
and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’
dogs dont give a SHIT about science